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Thursday, November 3, 2011

NEWS - PRO SURFER RIDES OF CONTROVERSY AFTER HE POSTS PICTURE OF HIMSELF ON THE BACK OF A SEA TURTLE

Pro-surfer rides a wave of controversy after he posts picture of himself on the back of a sea turtle


By Daily Mail Reporter
3rd November 2011

Riding on the back of a sea turtle may look like a lot of fun for the fish in Finding Nemo but the move has dragged one pro-surfer into a serious amount of trouble after his misguided attempt to highlight a deadly illness in the endangered species. 
Jamie O'Brien, 28, posted the underwater picture, which appears to have been taken by a professional photographer, onto the Facebook page of local TV station Hawaii News Now on October 30.  
Mr O'Brien from Oahu, Hawaii, added a message saying he was worried about the spread of fibropapillomatosis, a 'herpes-style virus' among sea turtles. The epidemic causes a breakout of benign tumours that makes it difficult for the creatures to move, breathe and can result in death. 

Mr O'Brien writes: 'Fibropapilloma tumors are starting to show up on other sea turtle species in increasing numbers!
'If the same pattern of infection occurs as was seen with green turtles, it will not be long before FP outstrips even homo sapiens as the single greatest threat to marine turtles.'
Surfers in the area believe that the photo was taken off Oahu's north shore.
The backlash against Mr O'Brien's crusade started when it appeared that he had broken both state and federal laws with the stunt.According to the Federal Endangered Species Act, the fine for harassing a sea turtle can be as much as $13,200.
Wende Goo, at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration in Honolulu told MailOnline today: 'He is under investigation by law enforcement.'
Representatives of Mr O'Brien's at sponsors Etnies and and Body Glove were unavailable for comment when contacted today.
Calls to photographer Brent Bielmann, who is thought to have taken the underwater, shot also went unanswered today.
While there’s no legal limit on how far away you should stay away from sea turtles (as there are with whales), the Division of Aquatic Resources website states that 'getting close to these animals may constitute a federal or state violation if the animal is disturbed or if your action has the potential to disturb its natural behavioral patterns'.
There is also Hawaiian culture to consider where the sea turtle is sacred.
Traditional belief on the islands tells of a green turtle Kauila who could change herself into a girl to watch over children playing at Punalu'u Beach.
Where Kauila's mother dug her nest, a fresh well of water sprung up to quench children's thirst.  It is also said that the turtles were guides for the first voyagers to Hawaii.

In Disney's hit film Finding Nemo, a clownfish called Marlin searches for his son after he is captured by a scuba diver with the help of a sea turtle.
On the journey, Marlin encounters a Crush, surf-cultured turtle, who takes them on the East Australian Current.
While in the current, Marlin reluctantly shares the details of his journey with a group of young sea turtles and his story spreads rapidly word-of-mouth through the ocean and eventually reaches Sydney - and Nemo.

All sea turtles that live in U.S. waters are listed under the Endangered Species Act (ESA) and are under the joint jurisdiction of NOAA Fisheries and the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service.
There are several threats facing the endangered species including destruction of their habitats, commerical fishing and entanglement in marine debris.
Marine reserves and beaches in Hawaii are covered in signs against disturbing marine life and the reefs.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

HUMOR - TURTLE INCIDENT

Turtle Accident
Two snails were standing on the side of the road, a turtle stopped and said, "Do you guys want a ride on my back"?

One of the snails took him up on his offer and off he went.

As the turtle reached the intersection another turtle came along and crashed into him. The poor little snail was thrown and killed. A cop investigating the accident began questioning the dead snail's buddy. "What happened?" he asked.

The little snail replied, "I don't know it all happened so fast."

NEWS - RARE 2-HEADED ALBINO MILK SNAKE BORN IN FLORIDA


Rare 2-Headed Albino Milk Snake Born In Florida
UCF Biologist Tells Orlando TV Station Snake Hatched Last Week
November 1, 2011
A University of Central Florida biologist says a rare, two-headed albino milk snake was recently born.Daniel Parker told Orlando television station WKMG the snake hatched last week in an incubation container.Parker said most two-headed snakes have typical coloration. Albino snakes don't have dark pigmentation in their skin. Albino milk snakes appear in bright shades of red, orange and white.The biologist says two-headed snakes have been documented to live as long as 20 years in captivity.

But with two brains giving commands to a single body, Parker says the snake would have a difficult time surviving in the wild.

Monday, October 31, 2011

NEWS - 7 BILLIONTH PERSON BORN (maybe More, Maybe Less. Who Knows)

7 Billionth Person Born (Or Maybe More. Or Less. Who Knows?)

 Published October 31, 2011

| FoxNews.com

With the birth of Danica May Camacho in Manila at two minutes before midnight, the United Nations Population Fund announced that the world's population had hit a new landmark: 7 billion people now fill the blue spinning globe we call home.
Or maybe not.
The U.S. Census Bureau comes to a very different conclusion, pegging the world's current population at 6,971,933,858 -- a difference of more than 28 million people. In other words, the U.S. Census Bureau guesses that the U.N. has overcounted by more than twice the current population of California. It argues that the world's population won't reach 7 billion until sometime in March of 2012.
Other estimates are even further off.
The International Institute for Applied Systems Analysis, an Austrian group that studies world population, argues that the world's 7 billionth person might not be born until July 2014.
The U.N.'s number has many scratching their heads, and asking how the agency counts people. Just how did the U.N. reach its conclusion?
The U.N. admits the number is only an estimate.
Amid the millions of births and deaths around the world each day -- and the poor demographic information currently being gathered -- it's impossible to pinpoint the arrival of the globe's 7 billionth occupant with any sort of accuracy. 
"All demographic projections suffer from two kinds of potential errors," wrote Sergei Scherbov, director of demographic analysis at the Wittgenstein Centre for Demography and Global Human Capital, in a recent paper. He argues that uncertain projections and incorrect data about the current population make it a challenge to precisely pin down an exact number.
"The sizes of many populations today are not known with high accuracy, including the population billionaires China and India and many countries particularly in Sub-Saharan Africa," he pointed out.
Indeed, to reflect the inaccuracy in its guess, the U.N. chose Monday to mark the day with a string of festivities worldwide -- and not one, but a series of symbolic 7-billionth babies being born.
In Uttar Pradesh, India -- the most populous state in the world's second-most populous country -- officials said they would appoint seven girls born Monday to join Danica as symbols of the seven billion.
"It would be a fitting moment if the seven billionth baby is a girl born in rural India," said Dr. Madhu Gupta, an Uttar Pradesh gynecologist. "It would help in bringing the global focus back on girls, who are subject to inequality and bias."
Demographers say it took until 1804 for the world to reach its first billion people, and a century more until it hit 2 billion in 1927. The twentieth century, though, saw things begin to cascade: 3 billion in 1959; 4 billion in 1974; 5 billion in 1987; 6 billion in 1998.
Now the rate of change seems to be slowing, the U.N. estimates.
"The rate of increase appears to be slowing. But the large number of people now in their reproductive years, 3.7 billion, means world population will keep growing for several more decades," a recent agency report states.
The U.N. estimates the world's population will reach 8 billion by 2025 and 10 billion by 2083. But the numbers could vary widely, depending on everything from life expectancy to access to birth control to infant mortality rates.
Dr. Eric Tayag of the Philippines' Department of Health said the birth came with a warning.
"Seven billion is a number we should think about deeply," he said.
"We should really focus on the question of whether there will be food, clean water, shelter, education and a decent life for every child," he said. "If the answer is 'no,' it would be better for people to look at easing this population explosion."

 

Sunday, October 30, 2011

HUMOR - HELPDESK ANSWERS

Helpdesk Answers
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Helpdesk: How may I help you?

Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?

Customer: A white one...

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Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my diskette out.

Helpdesk: Have you tried pushing the button?

Customer: Yes, sure, it's really stuck.

Helpdesk: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note ..."

Customer: No ... wait a minute... I hadn't inserted it yet - it's still on my desk .... Sorry ....

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Helpdesk: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to the left of the screen.

Customer: Your left or my left?

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Helpdesk: Good day. How may I help you?

Male customer: Hello... I can't print.

Helpdesk: Would you click on start for me and...

Customer: Listen pal; don't start getting technical on me! I'm not Bill Gates!

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Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print. Every time I try, it says

'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it...

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Customer: I have problems printing in red...

Helpdesk: Do you have a color printer?

Customer: Aaaah....................Thank you.

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Helpdesk: What's on your monitor now ma'am?

Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me in the supermarket.

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Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.

Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?

Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.

Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.

Customer: Okay.

Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?

Customer: Yes.

Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?

Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!

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Helpdesk: Your password is the small letter a as in apple, a capital letter V as in Victor, and the number 7.

Customer: Is that 7 in capital letters?

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A customer couldn't get on the Internet:

Helpdesk: Are you sure you used the right password?

Customer (angrily): Yes I'm sure. I saw my colleague do it.

Helpdesk: Can you tell me what the password was?

Customer: Five stars.

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Helpdesk: What anti-virus program do you use?

Customer: Netscape.

Helpdesk: That's not an anti-virus program.

Customer: Oh, sorry...Internet Explorer.


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Customer: I have a huge problem. A friend has put a screensaver on my computer, but every time I move the mouse, it disappears!

THE CAT - By: Dwight Nelson

The Cat
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Dwight Nelson recently told a true story about the pastor of his church.

He had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. The kitty would not come down.

The tree was not sturdy enough to climb, so the pastor decided that if he tied a rope to his car and drove away so that the tree bent down, he could then reach up and get the kitten.

He did all this, checking his progress in the car frequently, then figured if he went just a little bit further, the tree
would be bent sufficiently for him to reach the kitten.

But as he moved a little further forward, the rope broke.

The tree went "boing!" and the kitten instantly sailed through the air - out of sight.

The pastor felt terrible.

He walked all over the neighborhood asking people if they'd seen a little kitten. No. Nobody had seen a stray kitten. So he prayed, "Lord, I just commit this kitten to your keeping," and went on about his business.

A few days later he was at the grocery store and met one of his church members. He happened to look into her shopping cart and was amazed to see cat food. Now this woman was a cat hater and everyone knew it, so he asked her, "Why are you buying cat food when you hate cats so much?"

She replied, "You won't believe this," and told him how her little girl had been begging her for a cat, but she kept refusing. Then a few days before, the child had begged again, so the Mom finally told her little girl, "Well if God gives you a cat, I'll let you keep it?"

(Can you see where this is heading?)

She told the pastor, "I watched my child go out in the yard, get on her knees, and ask God for a cat. And really, Pastor, you won't believe this, but I saw it with my own eyes.

A kitten suddenly came flying out of the blue sky, with its paws outspread, and landed right in front of her."

Never underestimate the Power of God and what may appear to be breaking on one end, is answering prayer on another.

EMAIL- TRAIN HITS DEER

Ever hit a Deer with a car? Ever see a train hit one? Don't be squeamish.


     Footnote: Although the paramedics discovered no one was injured when they
arrived on the scene, they did have to caution people that got near the tractor motor laying on the ground as it was still running. There
must be something to the saying"Nothing Runs Like A Deere"